Even the most dedicated defender of Bill Clinton has to admit that the man is sometimes exasperating. God love him, but the man has some issues. Of course, I'd take his issues (a tendency to lie about blow jobs received from someone not his wife) over the issues harbored by the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue (a tendency to be a f**king moron). And I'll take the Dot Com bubble over the Patriot Act any day.
Anyway, as you are no doubt aware, Ol' Bill is out hawking his autobiography, a tome that weighs in at 900+ pages. If you don't feel like slogging through that many pages (hell, it's longer than the last Harry Potter book), click here for Slate's Power Point version.  ¶ 2:41 PM