Seems I'm not the only one who prefers L.A. over the South. Ruby the elephant will soon be returning from exile
in the sticks
, where she has languished for more than a year. Who can blame her for wanting to head back to the coast? I've been to Knoxville, and unless you're a huge Vols
fan, there ain't much to recommend it. Now, some may say her pachydermic figure is too zaftig for L.A., but I say big is beautiful. Welcome back, Ruby.