Seems I'm not the only one who prefers L.A. over the South. Ruby the elephant will soon be
returning from exile in the
sticks, where she has languished for more than a year. Who can blame her for wanting to head back to the coast? I've been to Knoxville, and unless you're a huge
Vols fan, there ain't much to recommend it. Now, some may say her pachydermic figure is too zaftig for L.A., but I say big is beautiful. Welcome back, Ruby.