Habemus Popem! Or Habames Papam!
Or Seig Heil!
Err, how did that slip in there? I mean sure, the new Pope is German, but isn't it a cheap shot to equate his nationality with being a National Socialist? Well, it would be if the Pope
hadn't been a member of the Nazi Youth. Unfortunately,
he was.
And, as an extra added bonus, he is on record as saying the sex scandals that rocked the American church were largely the product of media hysteria.
Well done, Cardinals!