Wanna know just how Mayor Villaraigosa is planning to get a handle on traffic? Whether he prefers Pink's or Tail O' the Pup? If the LAX expansion plan is headed for a major retooling or straight to the scrapheap? If he agrees that all Lindsay Lohan really needs is a good, hearty breakfast at the Griddle to get right with the eating-disorder gods?

You can ask him by clicking here, and submitting your questions for ABC7's "Ask the Mayor" segment on this Sunday's Eyewitness Newsmakers program.

Policy wonks, beware: there's a 50 word limit for mayoral queries, so keep your interrogatories re: CRA/LA's Downtown Los Angeles Parking Management Ordinance Implementation Project, for instance, brief and to the point.

Questions along the lines of "Boxers or briefs?", on the other hand, will most likely go straight to the top of list.

They make for good television, don't ya know.  ¶ 11:22 PM