Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't the only one fuming over the President's visit to L.A.

Seems that W's motorcade put the kibosh on commutes from the Westside to Simi Valley on Friday, enraging latte-sipping Prius owners and SUV-driving Brentwoodians alike.

The worst offense committed by the Presidential convoy of armored Suburbans? The traffic mess left in it's wake dashed the hopes of a costumed group of kindergarteners, whose plans to attend a performance of The Wizard of Oz were stymied by the nearly citywide SigAlert.

The Oz connection is oddly appropriate: Bush has no heart, no brains, no courage, and the man behind the curtain may be indicted at any time.  ¶ 11:43 AM