Here, absent the merest hint of editorial comment, is a
link to the latest news on the L.A. Zoo elephant controversy. Seems the city report on the living conditions of said pachyderms is out, and the commission has found that the voluminous beasts need approximately 6 times as much living space as they are currently confined to.
See - no editorializing. No opinionating. No gum-flapping, whatsoever.
Ah, what the hell:
Free the elephants! Free the elephants!