According to
this story at DenverPost.com, Kiefer Sutherland recently had a night at
Ye Rustic that is strikingly similar to a night I spent there back in '04. Sadly the press doesn't cover my drinking exploits, so
my fumbling, drunken stupidity seemed more like a pathetic cry for help, much sadder and more pitiable than the glamorously debauched shenanigans of a T.V. star.
In my defense, however, I
did manage to land the picked-over remains of Ye Rustic's delicious chicken wings on the table in front of me.